Yep, it's FAT TUESDAY or as the people who are drinking excessively call it "MARDI GRAS!"
HAPPY MARDI GRAS TO EVERYONE
Today is not only my last day before I begin my "LENT DIET," but it is also my 24th Birthday.
For LENT (A Catholic tradition where I give up something I love for 40 days.) I gave up JUNK FOOD AND A LIFE OF UNHEALTHINESS!
That is right! Last comedy gig I did I broke the stage. NO exaggeration. The wooden stage(platform) cracked in half.
I jumped up and down for the purpose of selling a joke, and came crashing through the stage. It was cheap wood in my defense. But it was a wake up call.
SO NOW, I must subject myself to...
1) NO fast food, or junk food
This will be tough for me because I am an emotional eater. Which means, If I had enough chocolate, I could have the Punisher origin happen to me and I wouldn't shed a tear.
2) Gym Gym and Gym
I must become a gym rat. Yes, I need to be a bro. Knuckle bumps, spot people, and read subtitles to my favorite TV shows because I can't turn up the volume while on the treadmill.
So far, I had an awkward sex scene happen on the TV and was scolded by the gym for watching " Skin flicks."
Well, that is all for now!