A super brief entry folks, but it's an important one!
1) Christmas music is playing on loop like Guantanamo Bay torture style
You all know that radio station that has it on a 24/7 loop! All Christmas all the time!
2) Holiday Tension is Thick
I am as popular at my house as DC films are with critics. Usually I forget to do a chore, or forget to pick up a key ingredient for my mother to cook with and I "ruin Christmas!"
The holiday tension is THICCC with three Cs!
3)Worried about Christmas Gifts
Just picked up my girlfriend's Christmas gift! I am totally Ramen Noodles Broke!
4) Drunken Relatives arrive
Check out this stand-up clip of mine! Super short!