BLOG: I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was "St. Patrick-ing"



Monday shall be Hangover Awareness Day, and we are definitely aware that you are hungover!

When Monday rolls around, our country shall be running at a 30% productivity level.

We are gonna be super hungover! Just waking up in bed, room is spinning, and there a guy swinging a bat yelling "What are you doing in my house!"

Real Quick! DRINK RESPONSIBLY because a DUI is an FREE UBER RIDE to JAIL

When my father got into a DUI, he would do anything to get out of it. It always got worse and worse. First time, he blew a .08, then blew a 085, then blew the Officer.

Happy St. Patrick's Weekend!

#drinking #holiday #stpatricksday #stpattysday #comedy #jokes #standup #funny

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Created by Jesse Pimpinella