A super brief entry folks, but it's an important one! 1) Christmas music is playing on loop like Guantanamo Bay torture style You all know that radio station that has it on a 24/7 loop! All Christmas all the time! 2) Holiday Tension is Thick I am as popular at my house as DC films are with critics. Usually I forget to do a chore, or forget to pick up a key ingredient for my mother to cook with and I "ruin Christmas!" The holiday tension is THICCC with three Cs! 3)Worried abou
Just wanted to start this entry off with a little wisdom above! Many of you may have heard the phrase "Cuffing Season." According to URBAN DICTIONARY, Cuffing season is "During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed
I LOVE CHRISTMAS! But there is a time and place, and right now it's Thanksgiving! Pumpkin Pie, Turkey, Mash Potatoes. Can we just appreciate a holiday that focuses on us giving thanks for what we have, and not about a Holiday that focuses on what we want and desire? Even the Macy Thanksgiving Parade gets up staged by Christmas because GUESS WHO THE F$CK IS ON THE LAST PARADE FLOAT??? It's Santa! So to keep this brief! Refer to the second Paragraph! Be thankful!
For those that know me, I am very odd and unusual. I jiggle a locked door knob three times (sounds sexual), I sing my "The doors lock" sing. Rush to the elevator because I am late. Once I travel 7 floors down, I am immediately filled with dread as the biggest life question flashes in my head "Did I lock the door?" My roommate ( who is present with me) will turn to me and say, "we have went down the elevator three times already, we are good! I swear by the charisma of Ryan Rey