February 28th 1993, my mother gave birth We as a society love celebrating anniversary. We celebrate them for births, for marriages, for releases dates of movies, and more. Birthdays seems to be the most common of annual celebrations. I currently celebrate the birthday of losing my virginity, which is called my GIRTHDAY! For my recent birthday, I spent the past weekend with my family. We are a big, loud Italian family. We speak with the stereotypical hand gestures. When we ta
As of recently, I have hit a point where I need to get healthy. I wheeze when I go up steps. Also, most of my meals have a mascot like a clown, a king, a queen, a colonel, a red head- you get the idea! But I was unhealthy before my access to fast food was granted via driver license! Since my childhood, my Italian up bringing has sabotaged me from having a healthy idea on health! My grandma and mom are two people that were influential to my thoughts on health. My Grandma a.k.
WARNING: I am gonna sound a bit sweet and gushy. Get off my back. I love this girl. Below is the the story of how we met and above is the stand-up story based on this wonderful moment in my life. Being with Sarah is incredible! Everyday, I wake up so easily because my dreams are nothing compared to my reality with her. Sarah and I were friends in High School. I was older, but she way way more mature. And out of my league for sure. But, I was too stupid to realize that the emo
Today, I wanna discuss growing up. Does anyone ever feel like a grown up or do everyone just walk the earth as grown adult children? Honestly I feel like a tourists that stayed on vacation way too long. "Trapped in paradise, and I am all out of underwear." Living on my own leaves me with so many unanswered questions. Luckily, my mother is a phone call away , and I summon her attention like my personal Magic 8 ball *SHAKE* "Hey mom, does medicine expire?" *SHAKE* "Hey Mom, I h