May 11, 2019

Last night , I was invited to a place called Short North Food Hall at 12:30am. Never heard of it, but it sounded like a Late Night Deli that I'd totally dig!

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 I'm 26 and sleep with a CPAP machine, which means I'm one Sexy B$tch in the bed.

I have sleep apnea which cause my body to peace out on the whole breathing and keeping me alive part of the deal!

Body: "I can't do this anymore! Jesus, take the wheel! "

A CPAP machine esse...

This past weekend a man survived a beating after spoiling Endgame to a bunch of fans. Human can be so disappointing ...I can't believe they allowed him to survive.

Spoiling seem to be our generation's problem. I can't imagine it being in previous generation or time peri...

April 9, 2019

      I am lucky that I never had to use an APP to date. It looks terrifying. You don't know who is showing up to the date. Could be a Catfish, a Distant Cousin or a Serial Killer. Or a distant cousin who is a serial killer. Family reunions will be AWKWARD!Instead...

April 1, 2019

So I woke up this morning and Fate said "Jesse, you're gonna have a great day!...APRIL FOOLS!

As I was driving, I spilled my hot coffee. Luckily, I was able to catch it all in my lap. My left testicle looks like Deadpool unmasked.

I arrived at my destination and get out...

March 18, 2019

Airplane have Air Marshall that to deal with shit going down on the airplane! I suggest we need a movie marshall for theaters.

Recently, my Girlfriend and I went to see Captain Marvel and there were people

1.Snapchatting (Their camera flash lit up the movie screen)
2. Sk...

March 16, 2019

Monday shall be Hangover Awareness Day, and we are definitely aware that you are hungover!

When Monday rolls around, our country shall be running at a 30% productivity level.

We are gonna be super hungover! Just waking up in bed, room is spinning, and there a guy...

March 7, 2019

Yes, the show that have birth to the DC Television Universe is coming to an end. The final season shall have only 10 episodes, which I feel will coincide with the next crossover that has rumor to include the demise of Oliver Queen.

Regardless if that rumor is true or no...

March 3, 2019

As of my 26th Birthday, I am no longer under my mom's insurance. I'm uninsured. Basically the entire medical field in this country divorced me. I ran into my doctor at a party and he acted lie he didn't know me. 

So hat shall I do? Currently my my healthcare plan is ago...

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