Comedy Occupational Hazard; The Night I Went Blind
2 years ago , I performed and ate the MOST INCREDIBLY HOTTEST WINGS KNOWN TO MAN! The show was ran by a shifty con-artist kind of comic....
The Next Batman is Officially Robert Pattinson!
When I found out that Robert Patterson was Batman, did I cry? Yes, Yes I did! Did I renounce my God? No, but some people have.
Night Clubs Suck!
Last night , I was invited to a place called Short North Food Hall at 12:30am. Never heard of it, but it sounded like a Late Night Deli...
CPAP and PROUD!
I'm 26 and sleep with a CPAP machine, which means I'm one Sexy B$tch in the bed. I have sleep apnea which cause my body to peace out on...
THE AGE OF SPOILERS!
This past weekend a man survived a beating after spoiling Endgame to a bunch of fans. Human can be so disappointing ...I can't believe...
Phones Help Us Get Laid!
I am lucky that I never had to use an APP to date. It looks terrifying. You don't know who is showing up to the date. Could be a Catfish,...
Hot Mess w/ Jess: April Fool's Day
So I woke up this morning and Fate said "Jesse, you're gonna have a great day!...APRIL FOOLS! As I was driving, I spilled my hot coffee....
Hire A Movie Film Marshall!
Airplane have Air Marshall that to deal with shit going down on the airplane! I suggest we need a movie marshall for theaters. Recently,...
BLOG: I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was "St. Patrick-ing"
Monday shall be Hangover Awareness Day, and we are definitely aware that you are hungover! When Monday rolls around, our country shall be...