Happy Mardi Gras!

Yep, it's FAT TUESDAY or as the people who are drinking excessively call it "MARDI GRAS!"

HAPPY MARDI GRAS TO EVERYONE

Today is not only my last day before I begin my "LENT DIET," but it is also my 24th Birthday.

For LENT (A Catholic tradition where I give up something I love for 40 days.) I gave up JUNK FOOD AND A LIFE OF UNHEALTHINESS!

That is right! Last comedy gig I did I broke the stage. NO exaggeration. The wooden stage(platform) cracked in half.

I jumped up and down for the purpose of selling a joke, and came crashing through the stage. It was cheap wood in my defense. But it was a wake up call.

SO NOW, I must subject myself to...

1) NO fast food, or junk food

This will be tough for me because I am an emotional eater. Which means, If I had enough chocolate, I could have the Punisher origin happen to me and I wouldn't shed a tear.

and

2) Gym Gym and Gym

I must become a gym rat. Yes, I need to be a bro. Knuckle bumps, spot people, and read subtitles to my favorite TV shows because I can't turn up the volume while on the treadmill.

So far, I had an awkward sex scene happen on the TV and was scolded by the gym for watching " Skin flicks."

Well, that is all for now!