BLOG: NEW JOKES, NEW STORIES, SAME NOSE
Yeah, my nose is still big, nothing can be done at all. When I got my deviated septum surgery, my doctor gave it to me straight:
"Jesse, your nose is so messed up, I could malpractice and you would be better off."
Anyways, I am working on creating new jokes for my act. When life is as weird as mine, inspiration stalks me like a former lover on facebook. For example, I saw a man talking to himself and simply thought he was on his bluetooth, but then realized it's a homeless man spouting conspiracy theories.
He yelled "7/11 was an inside job, heed my warning! You have a dollar?"
SHOW UPDATE: Shows have been great on the road! I had a great time at Mr Lee's Bar and Grill n Perry, Ohio. That place was so damn fun! That burger hit the spot! The staff and patrons were wonderful! If I was a Perry citizen, I would make that a usual hangout! Catch me live---> click here for live show dates
That is all for now! That you for reading!
NEW BLOG EVERY MONDAY!