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My Childish Rant- Part 1 (NSFW-Dark)


Everyone my age has begun to have kids.


"She's pregnant!"

" Their expecting their second child"

'We are trying"


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It's almost 30, but I am not sure about the prospects of having a kid. Now, understand this: I do want to be a father, but I do not want to father a child during this crazy time! The world is on fire metaphorically and literally- have we check California lately!


First off, why do we have Nazis in 2021??? Are we seriously just going to allow this anymore? Hitler & Nazis were so bad that we had to invent the word "genocide" to describe what they did! Our grandparents that fought NAZIS in WWII would go back in time and burn their draft cards if they knew that we tolerate this horseshit now! Captain America would have refused the Super Soilder serum, easily! I get freedom of speech and expression, and having the right to express unpopular opinions, but...THESE ARE NAZIS! Can't we make an exception ...I mean after all, their beliefs call for extermination of other races! Why do we tolerate these assholes! A flock of them marched up and down my street last summer numerous times. I was terrified; was this a episode of the Twilight Zone?


Oh and another common thing in America, besides producing the best Superhero movies in the world, is that we are the G.O.A.T at school shooting! If it were a sport, Nike would endorse us all because some kid decided to make his lunch a little extra special with a 38.



There is more bullshit I would point to, but for now, allow me to ask: WHY WOULD I HAVE KIDS AND BRING THEM INTO THIS FUCKED UP WORLD!


Would chucking a baby into a burning building suffice? I feel like having kids would result in being brought up on child endangerment charges. I want to be a father, but man, I don't want to be selfish! What gives me the right to create a person and subject them to the misery of life; all because "I want to be a father!?"


What if in 30 years from now, the US dollar crashes, we are living in boxes and Mad Max rules apply; what if my kid looks at me and say "I didn't ask to be born."


I would reply "You got a point and I apologize....check that school lunch box. There may be a 38 and enough bullets for the both of us!"


At this rate, here are what kids may be good for -

"Organ Donor Match"- Farm them til they are viable

"Getting you a beer" - Never gets old

"Passing on your genetics defects" - My kids is like a mini reboot of me with a predisposition for alcohol!

"Fathering the next Steve Jobs" - My will be taken care of for the rest of my life.


Listen, I do want to have kids. I really do. But I 'm afraid. I don't want to create a human and have them feel constant stress, anxiety and fear that I feel most of the time. Maybe the world will get better.


More to come!


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