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The Bride of Pimpy!

Yeah, I am Pimpy! Whenever I put my foot in my mouth, my fiance will yell "PIMPY!"

In a world, where everyday with her is Halloween, we decide to tie the knot on Halloween. Trust me, every day is spooky! Every holiday is Halloween-fied for us! Easter Caskets, Thanks-killing, and more.

Life is better with here. Before her, I lived alone in a secluded area; I was a serial killer's wet dream. Her presences filled my soul. Without her, my soul is so empty, that a Spirit of Halloween opened a store there. At least business would have been booming.

Anyways, on October 31st, we get to pledge our love....til DEATH!!!!!


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